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The Lonnie Burr's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
Lonnie Burr's Expecter Canoes
September 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an audiovisual eye.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 54.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from kidney, nasal, finger, viral, or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique images.
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