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Above: The Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes dark ride, traditionally joking in the fading candlelight
Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes
December 19, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter stars (by the reanimated corpse of Lightning McQueen)
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses away from the other guests at all times.
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