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The Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes dark ride, traditionally joking in the fading candlelight

Above: The Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes dark ride, traditionally joking in the fading candlelight

Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 19, 2011
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: X and a quarter stars (by the reanimated corpse of Lightning McQueen)

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!

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