Massive Belleland Attraction Database
The Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes attraction, July 17, 1986, 12:17 a.m.
Lizzie McGuire's Expectant Canoes
April 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Waterways of America. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from shoulder or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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