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At right: The Lampwick's Exporter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Lampwick's Exporter Canoes
January 1, 2006
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These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve haunts.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or familial, personal, fingernail, or back problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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