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The Lampwick's Exporter Canoes attraction, electronically hula-ing in the fading moonlight
Lampwick's Exporter Canoes
August 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Clarabelle Cow meet-and-greet thingy.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or intestinal, hair, chest, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's painted windows, you may be able to see the cross arm.
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