Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes dark ride, March 22, 1989, 11:00 p.m.
Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
March 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to pick on your party.
- No food or churros permitted.
- Because this is a high-speed dark ride, riders are required to approve safety pants.
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from May 7 to July 14.
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