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Lonnie Burr's student-chugging photo of Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
November 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Oz. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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