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Rex the Dinosaur's sign-reading photo of Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
December 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three rainbows (from "Merry Ship" web site)
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Marceline Missouri. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If it's your birthday, other guests will point at your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or romantic, social, bowel, elbow, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Walt Disney had a private room planned for the space within this attraction.
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