Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes attraction, roundly erupting in the morning park light
Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
March 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from romantic, heart, viral, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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