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Above: Jay Rasulo's coupe-flying photo of Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
February 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Kingdom. It's the neatest way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to get stuck on this attraction just a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- Contains trademarked images.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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