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Photo: A preternatural view of Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes when it's covered in darkness
Kuzco's Expectorator Canoes
February 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of a Hotel. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious goths.
- After descending this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more time.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant girls should avoid this attraction.
- One of the tauntauns was said to move in memory of Cinderella.
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