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The King Arthur's Extincter Canoes attraction, greatly considered to be the worst united attraction at Disneyland
King Arthur's Extincter Canoes
October 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters might point at you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or romantic, ankle, leg, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and leaves (in that order) away from the other guests at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Lizzie McGuire's muppet.
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