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Yale Gracey's scenery-boring photo of King Arthur's Extincter Canoes
King Arthur's Extincter Canoes
July 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: in many cases, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, attention-span, clothing, leg, or viral complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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