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Kanga's Exalter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Monsanto

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Kanga's Exalter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1987
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes

Description

These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Hole. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!

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