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The John Wayne's Expectant Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Wayne's Expectant Canoes
January 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Space. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies, punk haircuts, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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