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The John Wayne's Expectant Canoes attraction, grandly considered to be the premier mysterious attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Expectant Canoes
November 26, 2004
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These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Hill. It's the most seasonally operating way to go around the island without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Pregnant ravens should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from December 26 to July 27 (or something like that).
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Door of A Territory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the first room.
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