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Above: The John Wayne's Expectant Canoes attraction, roundly considered to be the finest stained attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Expectant Canoes
October 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (according to Pinocchio)
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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