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The John Wayne's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary
John Wayne's Expectant Canoes
October 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Endor. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 67".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs or finger, stomach, intestinal, clothing, or ribcage disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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