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Above: John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Frozone
John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes
October 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
946 Disney units
These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to explore the river without getting wet!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious lepers.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to find something more exciting.
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