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The John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, September 10, 2009, 12:76 p.m.

The John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, September 10, 2009, 12:76 p.m.

John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1984
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing boys

Description

These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a House. It's the coolest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!

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