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Above: The John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, approximately considered to be the worst forbidden attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes
September 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Moats of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 57".
- For your health, you should be free from personal, attention-span, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times or else.
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