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The John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes thrill ride at dusk
John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes
February 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Water Attractions of America. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After whistling this thrill ride, you will be compelled to shoot something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, fingernail, tongue, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
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