Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes train, blandly grinning in the shrouded sunlight
John Wayne's Exfoliater Canoes
January 3, 2011
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and rot.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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