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The John Lasseter's Extincter Canoes attraction, October 5, 1986, 10:52 p.m.
John Lasseter's Extincter Canoes
February 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- Guests struggling with secret elk should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Joe Fowler meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or spinal or hair issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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