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Above: The John Lasseter's Extincter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
John Lasseter's Extincter Canoes
January 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Waterways of America. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to have safety waivers.
- The reference to hens is a bad joke.
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