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The John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, electronically operating in the evening candlelight

Above: The John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, electronically operating in the evening candlelight

John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 2002
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Intended for: Money-grubbing juveniles

Description

These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Anaheim. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!

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