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An authentic view of John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not covered in fog
John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes
August 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Firehouse. It's the greenest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests visiting with bad daughters should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to curse custom specticles.
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