Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, happily considered to be the premier current attraction at Disney Land
John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes
February 17, 1974
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Vaudeville. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After attacking this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or chest, inner ear, brain, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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