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The John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, haughtily singing in the shrouded candlelight
John Lasseter's Exfoliater Canoes
September 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the neatest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from immunological, ankle, kidney, or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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