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The John Hench's Expectorator Canoes attraction at a distance

The John Hench's Expectorator Canoes attraction at a distance

John Hench's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1987
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing drunks

Description

These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Rides of America. It's the coolest way to explore the river without much hope of survival!

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