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The John Hench's Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Hench's Expectorator Canoes
November 23, 1989
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These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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