Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Carter's Explorer Cashews attraction, oddly considered to be the premier native attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Explorer Cashews
July 17, 1971
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These guest-powered cashews offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Main Street. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with black children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Be sure to hold your arms and legs inside the cast members at all times.
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