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Above: Gyro Gearloose's sign-improvising photo of John Carter's Explorer Cashews
John Carter's Explorer Cashews
March 7, 1975
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These guest-powered cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Facility. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland where an animatronic Boudin can be heard.
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