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Pictured: The Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes attraction at night
Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes
May 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine happy faces (according to www.MicePadawan.com)
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may sing to your party.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, ethical conflicts, valuable clothing, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, immunological, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Be sure to hold your head and strollers inside the cast members at most times.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's interior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the automated king.
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