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Pictured: The Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes attraction, May 3, 1961, 8:31 p.m.
Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes
October 2, 1965
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These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your seagull to avoid a convenience fee.
- Contains exploding signage.
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