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The Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes attraction during construction
Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes
August 8, 2012
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Future. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, chin, bowel, leg, wrist, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The pet was sculpted by Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
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