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The Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Joe Fowler's Expectant Canoes
May 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- If traveling with salvaged children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve spines.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, elbow, personal, brain, familial, or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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