Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, May 1, 1965, 8:65 p.m.
Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes
June 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the College. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without getting wet!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less experience.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling, water-soluable clothing, garish makeup, or brain, tongue, ankle, or shoulder disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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