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Pictured: The Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes dark ride at dusk
Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes
February 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- This dark ride is based on a film made before you were born.
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