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Above: The Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes ride, lispingly winding in the fading moonlight
Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes
March 5, 2010
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and bruise.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, water-soluable clothing, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The parking structures adjacent to this ride are dominated by homeless former cast members.
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