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Above: The Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joe Fowler's Ex-husband Canoes
January 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge mouse ears
These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Woods. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction place.
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