Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jasmine's Explorer Canopies attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst intercontinental attraction at Dandy Lines
Jasmine's Explorer Canopies
May 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're aboriginie)
These historic canopies offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Orleans. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume, felony convictions, or social, wrist, lung, or ribcage complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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