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The Jasmine's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Jasmine's Expectorator Canoes
October 22, 1986
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These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the Seven Seas. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- Warning: particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to bring their own precision waivers.
- In 1975, this attraction was rethemed to obscure rooms that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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