Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jasmine's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Jasmine's Expectorator Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Nine Mickeys (according to Billy Bones)
Description
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Disney Drive. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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