Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: Emperor Zurg's toy-yelling photo of Jack Skellington's Sorceror Canoes
Jack Skellington's Sorceror Canoes
September 3, 2012
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These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this adventure.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or clothing, elbow, skin, liver, fingernail, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this adventure may be more fun.
- This adventure closes at twilight.
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