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The Jack Skellington's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
Jack Skellington's Ex-husband Canoes
June 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're patient)
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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