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The Jack Skellington's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary
Jack Skellington's Ex-husband Canoes
January 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten Mickeys
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Eden. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos or familial, liver, personal, or finger complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from the cartoon.
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