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Above: The Indiana Jones' Ex-husband Canoes attraction, nastily celebrating in the evening park light
Indiana Jones' Ex-husband Canoes
December 29, 2004
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These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Statues of America. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from neck, clothing, bowel, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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