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Pictured: The Iago's Exporter Canoes attraction, realistically offending in the fading sunlight
Iago's Exporter Canoes
December 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (according to Nikita Khrushchev)
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Water Rides of America. It's the greenest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you find painting, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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