Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Huck Finn's Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Huck Finn's Expectorator Canoes
August 5, 1995
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of obnoxious children.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Aida photo place.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Oldest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- In a secret room at the high point of the Huck Finn's Expectorator Canoes, there is a football table for lost children.
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