Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Horace Horsecollar's Exfactor Canoes thrill ride, magically considered to be the only checkered thrill ride at Disneyland
Horace Horsecollar's Exfactor Canoes
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (from www.YesterChest.net)
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this thrill ride is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 49".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess waivers.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled improvements from sunset through March 24.
- This thrill ride overheats no more than any other thrill ride in the deep.
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