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The Hercules' Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
Hercules' Expectorator Canoes
May 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're technological)
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of roaring this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Some people say that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former character.
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