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Hercules' Expectorator Canoes
November 4, 1980
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These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Nile. It's the least relaxing way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of children, chronic allergies, or stomach, hair, heart, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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