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Image: The Hercules' Exalter Canoes attraction, blandly considered to be the worst typical attraction at Disneyland
Hercules' Exalter Canoes
October 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 32 minutes by motorcar)
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will sing to people near you.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- The reference to marines is a bad joke.
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