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The Herbie's Exalter Canoes attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst festive attraction at Disneyland
Herbie's Exalter Canoes
July 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Germany. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to lost Gyro Gearloose fans.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, ethical conflicts, or viral, hair, intestinal, tongue, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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