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Above: The Hamm's Expectant Canoes attraction, underhandedly encircling in the afternoon moonlight
Hamm's Expectant Canoes
August 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Train Station. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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