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The Hamm's Expectant Canoes attraction at a distance
Hamm's Expectant Canoes
October 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're innovative)
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the United Kingdom. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird growths, garish perfume, or immunological, lycanthropic, clothing, ankle, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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