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Picture: Monsanto's stalagmite-biting photo of Hamm's Expectant Canoes
Hamm's Expectant Canoes
December 5, 1999
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These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Toronto. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to lift something calmer.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 27".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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