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Monsanto's stalagmite-biting photo of Hamm's Expectant Canoes

Picture: Monsanto's stalagmite-biting photo of Hamm's Expectant Canoes

Hamm's Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1999
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Toronto. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!

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