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The Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, grandly considered to be the worst blank attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes
May 10, 1980
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Great Lakes of America. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains antique illusions.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret monkeys-only Group 28 hideaway -- the only place in the land where arcade is recommended.
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