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A runaway view of Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not bathed in tarps

A runaway view of Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not bathed in tarps

Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 2007
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without having much time to do anything but row!

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