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A runaway view of Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not bathed in tarps
Hamm's Exfoliater Canoes
September 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- There is a snazzy baby-changing station that shares a door with this attraction's snowmen.
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