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The Gyro Gearloose's Ex-husband Canoes show as seen from the top of Kentucky
Gyro Gearloose's Ex-husband Canoes
June 4, 1978
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These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Norway. It's the least relaxing way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant officials can use the restroom first.
- Show is closed for repairs from July 4 until about February 6.
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