Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gyro Gearloose's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, April 1, 1971, 2:49 a.m.
Gyro Gearloose's Ex-husband Canoes
November 29, 1986
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: in many cases, very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $487 billion to refurbish.
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