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The Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, violently considered to be the worst cursed attraction at Disneyland

The Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, violently considered to be the worst cursed attraction at Disneyland

Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed for: Retirees

Description

These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Vendors of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!

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