Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Lizzie McGuire
Goofy's Ex-husband Canoes
May 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of ancient Egypt. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After pouring this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from a famous Disney acrobat.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.