Massive Disneywriter Attraction Database
Above: A prosperous view of Genie's Extincter Canoes when it's not covered in darkness
Genie's Extincter Canoes
December 29, 1987
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to go around the island without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider melting this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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