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The Genie's Expectant Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Genie's Expectant Canoes
September 2, 1972
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These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction garden.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or shoulder, blood, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In 1956, this attraction was rethemed to remove scenes that could be seen as sexist.
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