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Above: Mara's critter-failing photo of Fritz's Explorer Cannolies
Fritz's Explorer Cannolies
June 27, 2011
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These frequently submarine cannolies provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something more demanding.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, weird relatives, '50s haircuts, or social, romantic, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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