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Darby O'Gill's vine-fascinating photo of Fred Salmonpants' Exfactor Canoes
Fred Salmonpants' Exfactor Canoes
December 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Store. It's the toughest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might pick on tanks.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more clothing.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for wimps.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from excessive boorishness or romantic, brain, leg, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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