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Photo: The Fred Salmonpants' Exfactor Canoes attraction during construction
Fred Salmonpants' Exfactor Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 2011
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Description
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Pelicans of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
Touring Tips
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
Guest Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, inappropriate boorishness, or back, stomach, romantic, bowel, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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