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Picture: The Fred Salmonpants' Exfactor Canoes show, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Exfactor Canoes
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: August 14, 1959
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Zero lions
Description
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Lakes of America. It's the greenest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
Touring Tips
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this show.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes, felony convictions, or shoulder or spinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
Trivia
- Some delusional individuals report that this show is home of the disturbed ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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