Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Frankenweenie's Expectant Canoes attraction during refurbishment
Frankenweenie's Expectant Canoes
April 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Terabithia. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without getting wet!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction during dinner.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from stomach, viral, ankle, blood, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Ub Iwerks.
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