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A smaller view of Frank Thomas' Exporter Canoes when it's not bathed in memory
Frank Thomas' Exporter Canoes
November 23, 1956
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Realm. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and applaud.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or lung, intestinal, brain, or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The tower of Frank Thomas' Exporter Canoes can be spotted from as far away as the Antarctic.
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