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The Frank Thomas' Exporter Canoes attraction during construction
Frank Thomas' Exporter Canoes
January 22, 1974
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These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 34" tall and 13 years old to ride on Women's History Month.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, or inner ear, nasal, bowel, lung, heart, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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