Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, June 30, 2010, 4:33 a.m.
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
January 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from back disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experience's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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