Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
January 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Mexico. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities might try to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as an hour prior to park closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to predate themed belts.
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