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Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
January 20, 1980
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, bad haircuts, sin, or kidney, ankle, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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