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Above: A narrow view of Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes when it's not inundated in tarps
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
July 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to include something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
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