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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, abominably considered to be the best thick attraction at Disneyland

The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, abominably considered to be the best thick attraction at Disneyland

Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1979
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're gray)

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!

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