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Image: A regular view of Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes when it's inundated in fog
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
March 14, 1976
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Theater. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Condorman's architect.
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