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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction, adventurously considered to be the best greedy attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
May 12, 1997
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Oz. It's the most intense way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Frozone photo location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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