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Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes, a favorite thrill ride of Langhorne
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
September 23, 1998
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Guests may get wet on this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for relocation from December 29 to January 9.
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