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The Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes attraction during refurbishment
Frank Thomas' Expectorator Canoes
April 3, 1969
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the least relaxing way to go around the island without getting any rest!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and pathetic).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions or skin, social, back, chest, bowel, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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