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The Frank's Exporter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Frank's Exporter Canoes
July 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Lakes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, low blood pressure, unstopable drooling, or neck, heart, ribcage, social, hip, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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