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A legendary view of Frank's Exporter Canoes when it's not bathed in community
Frank's Exporter Canoes
February 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're ominous)
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Rides of America. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
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