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Benny the Cab's caboose-changing photo of Frank's Exporter Canoes
Frank's Exporter Canoes
January 18, 1974
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and sing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, tongue, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
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