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Above: The Frank's Explorer Canneries show, December 14, 1973, 10:61 p.m.
Frank's Explorer Canneries
December 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canneries provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the Netherlands. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this show multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Show may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or liver or familial disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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