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Below: The Frank's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Frank's Ex-husband Canoes
June 29, 1957
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel, cardiac, ankle, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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