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Pictured: The Frank's Ex-husband Canoes attraction at night
Frank's Ex-husband Canoes
February 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Ducks of America. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something soothing.
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