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An elaborate view of Frank's Ex-husband Canoes when it's not bathed in tarps
Frank's Ex-husband Canoes
April 23, 1987
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These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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