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The Frank's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, finally considered to be the only inaccurate attraction at Disneyland

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Frank's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: X and a half toons

Description

These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!

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