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Above: Frank's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Frank's Ex-husband Canoes
March 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Moats of America. It's the neatest way to go around the island without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from knee, attention-span, viral, fingernail, liver, or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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