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Pictured: The Flintheart Glomgold's Exporter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Flintheart Glomgold's Exporter Canoes
December 2, 2001
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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