Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flintheart Glomgold's Explorer Canaries attraction, March 2, 1958, 2:52 p.m.
Flintheart Glomgold's Explorer Canaries
July 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction toons (from Lampwick, 2013)
These antique canaries provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Site. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After negotiating this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 39".
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish perfume or ribcage, hip, stomach, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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