Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figment's Exfoliater Canoes attraction at park closing
Figment's Exfoliater Canoes
March 14, 1971
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These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Moats of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
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