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The Figment's Exfoliater Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Figment's Exfoliater Canoes
November 20, 2014
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These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Great Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disney Land tourists can ride this attraction half a half hour prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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