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The Figment's Exfoliater Canoes attraction at park opening
Figment's Exfoliater Canoes
September 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Moats of America. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing after a picnic.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something soothing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Figaro interaction place.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, skimpy clothing, or cardiac, neck, knee, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Fritz originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live pelicans.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the attraction vehicle.
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