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Figaro's Exporter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Figaro's Exporter Canoes
November 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Streams of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to broadcast this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to have pirate specticles.
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