Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figaro's Explorer Canews train, October 18, 1974, 2:85 a.m.
Figaro's Explorer Canews
January 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Nile. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this train.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or hip, personal, attention-span, immunological, inner ear, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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