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Pierre's bar-bending photo of Figaro's Exalter Canoes
Figaro's Exalter Canoes
September 25, 1963
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These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Tributaries of America. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
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