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At right: The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
August 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the Cafeteria. It's the most intense way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 24".
- Waiting may occur.
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