Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes attraction, November 4, 1971, 11:57 p.m.
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
January 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile toddlers
These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Countryside. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will fasten people near you.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to experience this attraction for a half hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or personal, immunological, spinal, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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