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The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes show, November 23, 2008, 1:33 p.m.
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
May 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Grotto. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this show multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this show.
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