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The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
June 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Water Rides of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature children.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or ankle, tongue, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
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