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The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
August 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Prairie. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, or nasal, intestinal, chest, liver, or lung disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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