Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes attraction, temptingly crooning in the afternoon sunlight
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1996
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Designed by: Fanboys
Description
These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to see the river up close without getting wet!
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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