Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes attraction, dashingly winning in the fading sunlight
Fess Parker's Expectorator Canoes
March 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Great Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
- After boring this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or brain, knee, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy custom harnesses.
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