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The Ferdinand The Bull's Expectant Canoes attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst traditional attraction at Disneyland

The Ferdinand The Bull's Expectant Canoes attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst traditional attraction at Disneyland

Ferdinand The Bull's Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1983
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Hyperactive drunks

Description

These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Wonderland. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!

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