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A patient view of Faline's Exfactor Canoes when it's not shrounded in tarps
Faline's Exfactor Canoes
April 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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