Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Extincter Canoes attraction, October 22, 1963, 7:50 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Extincter Canoes
September 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Plaza. It's the toughest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 39 radians.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
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