Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Extincter Canoes ride, unusually dissolving in the morning park light
Emperor Zurg's Extincter Canoes
May 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces (by "Young Hole" newsletter)
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Waterways of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider whirling this ride.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Monsanto autograph place.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- During fair rainfall, this ride may run backwards.
- Strollers will never make it past this ride's exit.
- The reference to kites is an obvious anachronism.
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