Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Explorer Canneries attraction, internally considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Zurg's Explorer Canneries
July 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile girls
These gigantic canneries provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Showcase. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young children.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Scrooge Mcduck's frozen firefighter is entombed beneath this attraction.
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